January 2011
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AU REVOIR EXAMENSSSSSSSS
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
take medication
nap
eat
GET CRUNKED
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Just dropped lip butter down 4 floors of stairs......
I was happily walking down the stairs having just got out of my bombass french exams AND THE THING ESCAPED ME! IT JUST WHEN “WHOOPS” and fell from 3rd floor through the gap between the lift and the stairs jajaja… ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!
thank god the lift was there.
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Never laugh at the Chinese jajaja
A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title...
“The only person standing in your way is you. Lose yourself.”
– (via madnessfillsmyheartandsoul)
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"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
jajajjajajajajjajajaa, said this to a friend IMMEDIATELY+
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Dear Diary,
I fell asleep in my exam again… and it wasn’t the first time… this week ,_,
flaflafla
“Everyone needs to believe in something… I believe I’ll have another drink”
– unknown
my attitude about most weekends :)
(via stfujus10)
hai jus10, dis weekend? ;D
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so i had a crush on this guy for a few months...
had many opportunities, too chicken to take them…
and last night/this morning, 2 weeks before school ends, i finally got with him c;
last night was epical.
psÑjust10 i queued this, just for you c;
Awkward moment when you find out you were making...
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crossmyfingersandhopeforthebest:
This post accurately sums up every aspect of my life.
Hi tumblr can you not spy on my life ok thx
jajajaja
7 SECRETS OF SUCCESS. I FOUND THE ANSWERS IN MY...
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ROOF SAID: aim high.
FAN SAID: be cool.
CLOCK SAID: every minute is precious.
MIRROR SAID: reflect before you act.
WINDOW SAID: see the world.
CALENDAR SAID: be up to date.
DOOR SAID: push hard to achieve your goals.
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JAJAJJAAJA!!
I guess someone didn't like the fact that I was...
THIS IS MY CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
briandonovan:
Föllöwérs - 1.
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,_, my computer is dead so i have been put off...
instead i play sudoku, i did 7 today… 4 after lunch!
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WHATTHEFORGETWHATTHEFORGETWHATTHEFORGET
PK. Computer died, tried to nap, LUCID DREAMING+SLEEP PARALYSIS!
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Did you know...
You would need 50 egg yolks to meet 1,000 IU (a frequently recommended daily target) of Vitamin D¿¿
Where the fook do they come up with these ´´ïdealistic´´ guidelines_!¿
I think to become a nutritionist, you have to first become an OCD optimist…
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“did you know my middle finger gets a boner when i see you?”
– nick or jamie
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doggy just stared at me and licked me face,
nudged my arm away during DINGLEPOOP and took my homeboots away, gnawed on it... looked back with an evil glare from afar.... EVIL I SAY!!!
The awkward moment when you see a little kid, and...
LOL happens all the time.
i always feel like such a pAedophile..
HAHAHHA everyday
omg YES! some people just don’t get it >;[
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today there was a girl in the lunch line with a...
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and… i’m not trying to judge her here, but……… i was totally judging her
lul i got a stuffed animal for my 19th birthday, and so did my friend the day after…
i bought a stuffed horsey at the duty free, then i wanted to get 2 bottles of LIMITED EDITION HAZELNUT BAILEYS and the guy asked me for ID lul. judgmental people >;[
